Girls how do you do this dating game? honestly help a girl out because I have no fucking idea.

I think I deal with things in the wrong way, take time for yourself my friends and family tell me. Yes that would be the right thing to do as I hear my phone ping and I realise I have a new tinder match, slightly loving myself I smile, this is a real  confidence boost.

I have met up with a few guys recently and each date has been a disaster here goes…

Date one

The POF match ( if you ain’t down with the kids…plenty of fish.) So this guy seems interesting bit sarcastic cheeky like myself am not sure about him but I think…if I don’t like him its cool I don’t need to see him again.

After a few glasses of wine or maybe the full bottle, I open the car door, He is gorgeous I think to myself, tall, dark and so handsome! “Should we go for a drink.?” I ask. His reply like a real gentleman is ” Lets park over here.” He then parks in a car park and after small talk for about two minutes. Asks me to suck his cock! No am not joking! He then gets it out and continues to wave it around. Our meeting is cut pretty short, I leave pretty much straight away!!!!

Date two

We met in Melbourne two years ago we was in the same friend group so I thought lets see what happens I need to start being spontaneous I tell myself so I go to his for the night in London. The night goes good we get on really well almost like old times we share a kiss and go to bed pretty early. The next day we get up he doesn’t seem in a very good mood, very quiet especially after smoking five joints before 12pm. We go for a walk with his massive bull dog who he talks to more than me, as its 27 degree heat he goes into a few cafes to get the dog a drink, not once asking if I would like one. He drives me home later that day then I hear pretty much nothing.

I think I might start dating women!

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